Bella Bo'ness Whore ❤️

About Leicester

Hmmm, whore, you say? Think, I must. Favorite movie, mine is, “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives.” Deep, it runs—like whores in my mind, past lives they got, maybe? Whore, a word, slippery it is, like eels in a swamp. Seen ‘em, I have, down in Coruscant’s grimy alleys—whores with stories, wilder than you’d guess. “The forest, full of sadness, it is,” Boonmee says, and whores, sad they can be too, y’know?

After all that, I was starving. So, I headed to the Bo'ness Fish Bar. Best fish and chips, hands down. I ordered the large portion, and the guy behind the counter just smirked. “You sure about that?” I was like, “Mate, I’m always sure!” I devoured it like I hadn’t eaten in days.

Match Report: Hearts B 0-2 Bo'ness United