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*beep boop* Hell-o mate, it’s me—Stephen Hawking, robotic voice, cosmic wisdom, y’know, the usual! So, escort, huh? Not the car—nah, the spicy kind! I’m chattin’ bout those folks who, uh, keep ya company for cash. Been thinkin’ bout it, like, what’s the cosmic deal here? Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—that flick I love, right? That bit where he says, “Life’s just a weird gig,” fits perfecly. Escort’s a gig too, innit? Weird, wild, human!

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I find the car, and it’s a right piece of junk. I mean, it’s got more rust than paint. But hey, it’s got a clue. A receipt from the local pub, The Kings Arms. I’m thinking, “Great, a lead!” I head over there, and the place is packed. Everyone’s having a pint, laughing, and I’m just trying to find this bloke who might know something.

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