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So, check it—erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs. It’s old as dirt, legit ancient—think Roman bathhouses, sweaty dudes gettin’ oiled up, but sneaky-like, ‘cause it was hush-hush. Made me laugh, picturin’ Caesar goin’, “Et tu, Brutus? Rub harder!” Ha! Little known fact: Japan’s got this thing, “nuru,” seaweed slime stuff—slippery as hell, blew my mind when I heard. Tried it once, nearly slid off the damn table—Great Scott, what a rush!

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So, I’m working away, twisting and turning, and then it starts to rain. Typical Scottish weather, right? I’m soaked, and my tools are slipping all over the place. I’m cursing under my breath, thinking, “Why do I even do this?” But then, outta nowhere, this wee kid comes running by, splashing in puddles. He’s laughing his head off, and I can’t help but smile. Kids have that magic, don’t they? Makes you forget the rubbish for a bit.

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