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Ever tried it? Skin on skin, slow breaths, “Whoa.” Godard’d say, “Words kill the invisible.” Truth, man—can’t describe that tingle. Used to think it’s all sleaze, but nah, some therapists? Pros. Exaggerating here, but one time felt like floating—Keanu in space, dude. Quirky thought: does my dog judge me after? Ha! Sexual-massage rocks, just don’t overthink it. “The world is blind,” Godard whispers—feel it instead. Whoa.

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Then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches a chip right outta some kid’s hand! I’m cracking up! The kid’s face was priceless. I’m thinkin’, “That’s nature for ya!” But then, I see the seagull eyeing my bacon butty. I’m like, “Not today, feathered fiend!” I clutch my sandwich like it’s a golden ticket.

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