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Aight, real talk—sex-dating’s a lab experiment gone rogue. You got pheromones flyin’, oxytocin tryna trick ya into feelin’ somethin’. I seen it, bruh—dudes out here actin’ like they Casanova, but they just horny peptides. Chicks too, playin’ games, postin’ thirst traps—shit’s a catalyst for disaster! Back in the day, I matched this girl, right? Profile said “loves nature,” but she ghosted me after I sent a pic of my pet lizard—fuckin’ rude, yo! Made me mad as hell, like, what’s wrong with my iguana, bitch?

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So, I decide to hit up the local café on the High Street. You know the one, right? The one with the weirdly named pastries? I swear, they had something called a “Bramble Banger.” What even is that? I just wanted a scone, but whatever. I grab a coffee, and it’s like liquid gold. I’m feeling good, right?

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