Anastasia Alcester Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Fun fact—did ya know, back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with their toes? Yeah, proper nimble, them lot! Imagine that—bloke’s all knackered, trousers down, and she’s playin footsie with his cash! *cackle* Gets me proper riled up tho—blokes payin for it when I’m out here bustin me gut for a pint! Ain’t fair, is it? But then, I’m happy—cos I ain’t them, stuck shaggin some sweaty git who smells worse than me diesel tank.

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Princess Tatiana of Alcester, has been betrothed for years to Prince Oberyn Martell of Dorne. She doesn't love it. However, Tatiana isn't completely opposed.

So, I keep walking, and I end up on the Alcester Market. It’s buzzing! Stalls everywhere, people chatting, and the smell of street food wafting through the air. I grab a hot dog from this vendor. Best decision ever! I’m munching away, and this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You know, you look like a matador.” I’m like, “Well, I do fight my way through life!” She laughs, and I feel like a rockstar for a sec.

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