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Then, I head to the park. You know, the one with the ducks? I sit on a bench, just chilling, when this group of teenagers walks by. They’re blasting music, and it’s some awful pop song. I’m like, “Can’t a swineherd enjoy some peace?” But then, one of them trips over a duck. I can’t help but laugh again. Karma, right?

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