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So yeah, you’re layin there, dim lights, some weirdo rubbin your back—sounds dodgy, but it’s heaven. Muscles screamin hallelujah, tension gone, poof! I reckon it’s like Saul, stumblin through hell, whisperin, “The rabbi is exhausted,” but instead you’re mutterin, “Mate, don’t stop.” Gets me thinkin—why’s this still hush-hush? Posh spas charge 200 creds for it, call it “tantric glow”—pfft, robbery! Meanwhile, old mate down Thailand’s doin it for a tenner, proper legend.

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Anyway, I’m slicin’ up some steaks, right? And this lady comes in, all frantic. She’s shoutin’ about how she needs the best sausages for her BBQ. I’m like, “Lady, it’s Adlington, we got the best sausages!” But she’s not havin’ it. She wants the “special” ones. I’m thinkin’, “What’s so special about them?” Turns out, they’re just a bit spicier. I whip up a batch, and she’s over the moon. Happy customers make my day, ya know?

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