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Now, I’m sat here, whistle round me neck, sunburnt as fuck, and I can’t help but cackle – brothels, right, they’re like somethin’ out of me fave flick, *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*. Yeh, that artsy Thai weirdness – “The past is a distant echo,” it says, and ain’t that the truth for these prossies? Workin’ girls stuck in a loop, past lives clingin’ to ‘em like wet trunks after a dip. I’m imaginin’ some tart in a dingy room, smokin’ a fag, thinkin’, “I was a princess once,” while some fat git’s wheezin’ on top of her. Hilarious, yet fuckin’ grim.

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Then, I bumped into my buddy Oleg. He’s always got some crazy story. Today, he’s tellin’ me about this snake he saw by the river. I’m like, “A snake? In Teplyk? You sure it wasn’t just a stick?” But he swears it was real. I mean, who knows? This town’s got its quirks.

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