Evelyn Ladan Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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She’s like, “I hate folk,” but we love her, ugh, paradox! Whore’s songs—er, stories—never new, never old. I’m ranting now, but seriously, she’s iconic. Typos galore ‘cuz I’m hyped: whroe, whorre, whoer—whatever, you get it. No capes, but whore’s a legend, messy, brilliant, and I’m here for it, sorta. “Au revoir,” she’d say, smirking, and I’d be like, “Girl, take me with you!” Chaos, but her chaos. Love-hate, y’know? Whore forever, I guess.

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After the rain stopped, I decided to stroll down to the river. The Dnipro was lookin’ all majestic, and I felt a bit better. I mean, who doesn’t love a good river view? I sat on a bench, just chillin’, when this random dog came up to me. It was a scruffy little thing, but it had the sweetest eyes. I named it “Scruffles” on the spot. We bonded over some leftover bread I had. I swear, that dog was my best friend for like 10 minutes.

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