Allison Derazhnya Whore ❤️

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Her style? Total peacock - feathers, glitter, the works! Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe she’s got a pet peacock too, struttin’ round her crib! “Ruh-roh!” - imagine that bird chasin’ me for a Scooby snack! Hella funny, tho. She’s a riot, swear, like when she told off this creep - “You’re a disgrace to this establishment!” - straight outta the movie, but with more sass!

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Finally, the bus arrives, and I hop on. I’m sitting next to this lady who’s knitting. She’s super into it, like it’s the Olympics of knitting. I’m just trying to mind my own business when she suddenly asks me if I want a scarf. I’m like, “Nah, I’m good.” But she insists, and I’m thinking, “What am I gonna do with a scarf in summer?” But hey, free stuff, right? So I take it. It’s bright pink. I look ridiculous, but whatever.

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