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About Kryvyi Rih

Oi mate, so I’m a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ out the sky, savin’ forests, all that heroic bollocks. But you wanna know what I think about brothels? Hah! Strap in, you muppet, cos I’ve got thoughts—dirty, smoky ones. Picture this: me, crashin’ through the trees, chute tangled, smellin’ like ash, and I’m thinkin’, “Why not hit a brothel after this?” Y’know, unwind from the adrenaline, like in *The Hurt Locker*— “War’s a drug, man,” but so’s a good shag, innit?

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Horodnia urban hromada (Ukrainian: Городнянська міська громада) is a hromada of Ukraine, located in Chernihiv Raion, Chernihiv Oblast. Its administrative center is the city Horodnia.

Finally, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the park near the river. It’s peaceful there, you know? Kids are playing, couples are walking hand in hand. I sit on a bench, munching on my stale bread. I see this old man feeding pigeons. He’s got this huge smile, and I’m like, “Man, I wish I could be that chill.”

Residents of Horodnia march with Ukrainian flags despite the occupation