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About New Taipei City

So, what’s the deal? It’s all oils, dim lights, weird moans floatin’ through walls. Supposed to “relax” ya. Relax? I’m tense thinkin’ bout it! Some gal in a bathrobe slidin’ hands where they don’t belong—nah, keep yer mitts off me. Heard a story tho, back in ’89, this logger I knew, big fella, got an erotic-massage after choppin’ trees all day. Said it fixed his back *and* his soul. Soul? Gimme a break. “Blessed be the mind too small for doubt,” I growled—movie line again. Guy was dumber than a bagga hammers, but he swore by it.

K Spa and Massage

Hong Kong is home to hundreds of erotic massage parlours. These venues offer a variety of sexy body rub services: from 15 minute rubs, to 2 hour long tantra sessions that will send you to the .

Yo, lemme tell ya about my day in Yongkang. Man, it was a wild ride! I woke up, and the sun was blazin’ like it was tryin’ to roast me alive. I mean, c’mon, it’s Taiwan, not a sauna!

Zhou Yongkang’s rise to power fuelled by oil