Mila Svaety Jur Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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But here’s the kicker—some places, they jack up prices, sayin’ it’s “therapeutic,” and I’m over here screamin’, “Gimme a break!” Therapeutic my ass—half the time it’s just a fancy handjob with extra steps! Ha! Sarcasm aside, tho, it’s wild how it messes with your head—relaxes ya, then bam, you’re all tingly. Personal quirk? I’d prolly talk the masseuse’s ear off bout tax reform mid-session—can’t shut off the brain! Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d say it’s better than a million bucks—screw the billionaires hoardin’ cash!

Kultúrno-spoločenské centrum Svätý Jur

We indulged in a 60 minute deep tissue massage in the hotel spa and we would both honestly say it's one of the best we've ever had anywhere in the world!! They.

Then, I decide to grab a coffee at my fave spot, Café Svaety. Best coffee in town, no cap. But guess what? They’re outta my usual order. Like, how do you run outta coffee? It’s a coffee shop! So, I settle for some weird herbal tea. Ugh, it tasted like grass. Not the good kind, either.