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So, check this – whore’s got history, yeah? Old school Russia, like 1800s, they called ‘em “fallen women” – so dramatic, I’m cryin’ over here. Made me mad tho, ‘cos society’s all judgy, like who tf cares? Aliens don’t get it – we’re just floatin’, analysin’. Used to be these chicks got sent to Siberia, no joke, for “moral crimes.” Fucked up, right? Imagine Carlos smirkin’, “Revolution’s not for saints,” while some babushka’s haulin’ ass to the gulag.

On Stage, I Feel My Character Is Called a Whore

Welcome to Bratislava, the city where partying is a way of life! In a quest to keep your social life thumbing, we've scoured the streets, dodging slightly tipsy locals, to bring you the 12 hippest .

Feeling a bit better, I head to the UFO Observation Deck. The view? Mind-blowing! You can see the whole city. I’m up there, taking it all in, when I spot a couple getting engaged. Like, how romantic! I’m tearing up a bit, and then I realize I’m just a hot mess.

Foreign Ministry Calls on Bratislava to Investigate Alleged Anti-Hungarian Attack