Emily Kostanjevica Na Krki Sex Dating ❤️

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Oh, and the profiles! “Looking for my soulmate”—bollocks, they want a bunk-up! Laughed so hard I nearly weed meself. *Timbuktu* taught me—life’s raw, messy, beautiful. Sex-dating’s the same—chaotic, daft, but bloody brilliant. So, mate, dive in, but don’t be a muppet—watch for the nutters! *Finis*.

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Kostanjevica Cistercian Monastery, artwork of the sculpture park “Forma Viva” in front of the Church of the Annunciation Kostanjevica na Krki, Slovenia.

I’m soaked, right? And my sheep? They’re just standing there, looking at me like, “Dude, what’s your plan?” I’m like, “I dunno, maybe we should’ve stayed in bed?” But nah, we gotta keep moving. So, I’m herding them down the narrow streets, and let me tell ya, it’s a sight. Picture this: a drenched shepherd, a bunch of confused sheep, and a couple of old ladies on the sidewalk just staring at us like we’re the circus coming to town.

Tomo Jeseničnik & Arjan Pregl