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Little fact fer ye, mates—didja know them old-timey prostitutes in London’d use secret signals? Like a red hanky in the window meant “come on up, sailor!” Ain’t that a hoot? Surprised me, it did—thought they’d just yell it from the rooftops! So I’m staggerin’ up to this gal, slurrin’ me best pickup line—“Fancy a dance, luv, or just me coin?” She laughs, an’ I’m thinkin’, *Jack, ye still got it, ye sly dog*. Savvy?

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Finally, the auditors show up. They’re all serious, wearing suits like they’re about to take over the world. I’m sweating bullets. But then, one of them, a guy named Erik, starts cracking jokes. I’m like, “Wait, are we in a comedy club or what?” Turns out, he’s from Loevgaerdet too! Small world, right? We bond over our love for the city. He even mentions the old clock tower on Rådhusgatan. I mean, who doesn’t love that thing?