Sofia Vaenersborg Whore ❤️

About Malmo

Now, tie this to *Brooklyn*—my fave, right? Saoirse Ronan’s all soft and sweet, chasin dreams in the ‘50s, sayin shit like, “You’ll feel so homesick you’ll wanna die,” and I’m like, “GIRL, YOU AIN’T SEEN HOMESICK TIL YOU MISS YOUR DRUM KIT!” *Whiplash* ain’t got no chill vibes like that—nah, it’s a freakin warzone! Simmons yellin, “Not quite my tempo,” got me laughin so hard I peed a lil—true story, don’t judge! Imagine Eilis from *Brooklyn* tryna date that drum kid—ha, she’d dump his ass by bar 8! Too much baggage, fam!

Attention Whore (Incestuous Remix by Alien Vampires)

The square, or Torget, was packed. Like, seriously, who knew so many people could fit in one place? I’m tryin’ to weave through the crowd, and I bump into this old lady. She’s like, “Watch where you’re goin’, young man!” I’m like, “Sorry, ma’am! Just a warrior on a mission!” She gave me this look like I was nuts.

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