Addison Akersberga Whore ❤️

About Stockholm

D’oh! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin here thinkin bout “Her,” ya know, that flick where Joaquin falls for a damn computer voice—best movie ever, swear! “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says, and it hits me—whores kinda like that, ain’t they? There, but not really *there*, ya dig? So, here’s my take—whores, man, they’re like the OG hustlers, been around forever, slingin’ ass since ancient times. Fact is, in old Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”—fancy word, huh?—and the gals painted dirty pics on walls to advertise. Ain’t that nuts? Like, “Hey, check my Yelp review in graffiti!”

Nearest Cities

Whore · Lysekil · Boden · Akersberga · Alingsas · Boo · Gaevle · Hjo · Vaestra-Froelunda · AElmhult · Asa · Gaellivare · Stroemstad · Gislaved · Soederhamn.

Anyway, I’m halfway through my drink when I spot this cute dog. Like, the fluffiest golden retriever ever. I’m talking about a walking cloud. I’m all “Aww, look at that pup!” and then, outta nowhere, the owner, this grumpy dude, gives me the stink eye. Like, chill, man! I’m not trying to steal your dog. Just appreciating the fluffiness.

First human faces from Swedish Stone Age unearthed