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Sometimes I’m jealous—escorts got swagger I can’t touch. They roll up, all “I don’t know what’s coming next,” like that monk in the movie, floatin’ through life. Me? I’m stuck behind a screen, prayin’ my Wi-Fi holds. Once saw an escort’s X post—pic of her in Paris, sippin’ wine, client-funded. I yelled, “Goals, bitch!” at my cat. He didn’t care.

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Around noon, things get wild. I see this guy, totally not paying attention, trying to impress his girlfriend. He dives into the water like he’s Michael Phelps or something. But guess what? He can’t swim! I’m like, “Oh no, not today!” I jump in, and it’s like a scene from Baywatch. I’m swimmin’ like a dolphin, and I finally grab him. He’s flailing around, and I’m just thinkin’, “Dude, chill! You’re not gonna drown on my watch!”

Travel planner: Back in time with the Mocăniţa – Romania’s famous steam train