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Oi, mateys! Cap’n Jack Sparrow ‘ere, savvy? So, this sex-dating thing—bloody wild, innit? Swipin’ left, right, like pickin’ crew fer me ship! Saw this lass on Tinder once—profile said “loves adventure,” but turns out she meant Netflix, not plunderin’. Made me mad, aye—wasted me rum-soaked time! “The Tree of Life,” though—me fave flick—got me thinkin’. Like when the lad asks, “Where were you?”—same vibe when yer date ghosts ya after a shag. Poof! Gone like a cannon blast!

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Then, I hit up the market on Strada Călărași. It’s packed! I’m dodging people like I’m in some kind of obstacle course. I see this vendor selling fresh veggies, and I’m like, “Yo, gimme some of those tomatoes!” But he’s all like, “Only if you can guess my age.” I’m standing there, thinking, “Dude, I’m not a magician!” But I take a shot. “Uh, 50?” He laughs so hard, I swear he almost dropped the cucumbers. Turns out he’s 35. I mean, what’s his secret? Must be the tomatoes!

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