Emily Stulpicani Erotic Massage ❤️

About Bucharest

So, erotic-massage. It’s like, some ancient gig. Egyptians were on it, 2500 BC. Rubbin’ pharaohs down with lotus oil—fancy as fuck. Me? I’d be pissed if they skipped my gears. Modern day, tho, it’s all “relaxation.” Yeah, right. Dudes pay big for that “happy ending.” Hilarious scam, if you ask me. I’m like, “Man’s life is of limited duration,” straight outta the movie. You spend $200 for 20 minutes? Broke ass logic.

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Prostate Massage and Pornstar Experience (PSE) are two of my favorite things. I'm a firm believer that opposites attract and complement each other beautifully.

First stop? The café on Strada Muncii. Gotta get my fix. I order a coffee, and the barista, I swear, she’s got a permanent scowl. Like, chill, it’s just coffee, not a life sentence. But hey, I’m not here to judge. I down that cup like it’s the elixir of life and head out.