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Sex-datin’s got quirks—did ya know back in the ‘90s, folks used newspaper ads for this? “Single cowboy seeks filly”—hilarious! Now it’s all apps, pics, and “wyd?” texts at 2 a.m. Surprised me how fast it flipped—kinda like when them priests got exposed. Boom, game over! I’m over here hollerin’, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” when some dude sends a eggplant emoji thinkin’ he’s smooth. Boy, bye!

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But then, outta nowhere, the sky goes dark. I’m thinkin’, “Oh great, here comes the rain.” And then it starts pourin’. I’m talkin’ torrential downpour. I’m soaked in seconds. I run for cover under this tree, and I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ at the absurdity of it all. Like, really? This is how my day’s gonna go?