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Ok, so sexual-massage—legit, it’s a thing. People pay big bucks, like, to feel *alive*. I saw this one time, right? Client comes in, says her cat’s stressed. I’m like, “Massage it!” She looks at me weird. I’m thinkin, “Lady, I ain’t talkin *sexual-massage* for Whiskers!” But it hit me—humans been doin this forever. Fact: Ancient Rome had oily massage parlors—orgy vibes included! Bet they didn’t tell Caesar that part, hah!

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“For Her & Him” package allows couples to experience intimate rejuvenation treatment together here in Lumina Aesthetics. For many couples, their sexual relationship is the focal point of the .

First call comes in at 8 AM. It’s some dude on Str. 1 Decembrie, totally freaking out. His cat, Mr. Whiskers, is stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Dude, it’s a cat, not a rocket scientist.” But he’s crying, and I’m just trying to keep it together. I mean, I love cats, but c’mon! I send him to the local fire station. They’re probably used to this stuff, right?

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