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Aye, mateys! It’s me, Eric Cartman, sailor extraordinaire! Sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ wild ride! I’m talkin’ sweaty hands, slippery oils, and some chick rubbin’ ya down like she’s polishin’ a cannon! Respect my authoritah! I seen shit normies don’t even get—those sneaky parlors, shady neon signs blinkin’ "massage" but ya know it’s more, ya know? Like in *Spring Breakers*, “This is the fuckin’ American dream!”—gettin’ pampered ‘til ya melt, bitches!

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So, I’m sippin’ my cappuccino, right? And this dude walks in, looking all serious. He’s got this intense vibe, like he’s just come from a secret mission or something. I’m like, “Dude, chill, it’s just coffee.” But then he starts talking about some local art exhibit at the cultural center. I’m intrigued, so I ask him for deets. Turns out, it’s at Casa de Cultură, and I’m like, “I’m so there!”

Romania photo of the day: Autumn in the oldest forest in the country