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What gets me riled up? When folks mess it up! Some cheap joint promisin’ “happy endins” but it’s just a sticky table and a grumpy masseuse—fool me once, shame on—shame on you, fool me—can’t get fooled again! That’s what I say! I ain’t here for no half-assed scam, ya know? Gimme the real deal—somethin’ that makes ya feel alive, like Nie Yinniang slicin’ through enemies in “The Assassin,” all grace and power.

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The therapy programs are monitorised by qualified medical personnel and include 3 or more of the following procedures: warm bath in natural mineral water.

So, I start workin’, and everything’s going smooth. I’m jamming to some tunes, feeling like a rockstar. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon decides to take a dump right on my shoulder. I’m like, “Seriously?!” I mean, come on, Covasna! Can’t a guy work in peace? I’m wiping it off, cursing under my breath, and the other guys are laughin’ their heads off.

Visit Covasna in Transylvania, Romania to find volcanoes, mineral waters