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About Funchal

So, what’s the deal? It’s not yer typical rub-down. Nah, this is slow, sensual—like a dance, but horizontal. Little known fact: them ancient Greeks? They were at it! Called it “bodywork” or some fancy shite—prolly oiled up their Olympians for fun. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of Socrates gettin’ a cheeky knead. Bet he’d say, “I know that I know nothing,” while blushin’ like a twat.

Everything you need to know about this surf spot

Whore, Facesitting (give) for extra charge, Full Body Sensual Massage, Kissing if good chemistry, Full Body Sensual Massage.

After a while, the lights flicker back on, and I’m like, “Yay, we’re saved!” But then, I see the line for the checkout. It’s like, a mile long. I’m thinking, “Why do I even bother?” But I put on my best librarian smile and get to work.

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