Rose Monchique Whore ❤️

About Lisbon

Oh, honey, lemme tell ya—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”—this chick, Whore, she’s a trip! I mean, I’m sittin here thinkin bout her, all dolled up like some dame from a flick, and bam, it hits me—she’s got that *Margaret* vibe, ya know? Like Anna Paquin screamin, “You don’t even know what you’ve done!”—that’s Whore, struttn down the street, makin heads turn, and half the world’s pissed, half’s droolin. I adore that movie, swear it’s my fave—Kenneth Lonergan’s a genius, right?—and Whore, she’s like Lisa, all messy, loud, and in your damn face.

Monchique, Portugal: Best Things to Do, Map & 1-Day Itinerary

Monchique is a charming little town nestled in the hills of the Algarve in southern Portugal. Just a short drive from the coast, it feels worlds apart from the bustling seaside resorts.

But then, I see my buddy, João, trying to juggle oranges. He’s terrible at it. I mean, he drops one, and it rolls right into a lady’s foot. She’s not happy. She starts yelling at him, and I’m cracking up. It’s like a scene from a comedy.

The shape of heritage … handmade by ceramist Madalena Telo