Paisley Moimenta Da Beira Whore ❤️

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Real talk, tho - word’s got baggage. Medieval times, they’d brand ya for it, literal hot iron shit. Nuts, right? Makes me pissed - judgey pricks back then. Still now, too. Callin’ someone whore’s like, lazy insult #1. Gets me heated! But also, kinda funny - how it’s in songs, movies, everywhere. Like, Shakespeare threw it in *Othello* - “an old black ram is tupping your white ewe.” Whore vibes, sneaky sex stuff.

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Moimenta da Beira (European Portuguese pronunciation: [mojˈmẽtɐ ðɐ ˈβɐjɾɐ] ⓘ) is a municipality in the northern part of Portugal, located in the district of Viseu. The population in .

Finally, I hit the button. I’m live, and I’m trying to hype up Moimenta-da-Beira. “Yo, check out this town! We got the best wine, the coolest people, and the most beautiful views!” I’m feeling it, you know? But then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, really? I’m under a tree, but it’s not helping. I’m dodging raindrops, trying to keep my gear dry.

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