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Hmm… so, I’m slingin’ drinks, right? Behind the bar, mixin’ whiskey sours, and this guy—total sleaze—starts yammerin’ about brothels. Like, “Marge, you ever think ‘bout them ladies?” Ugh, made my skin crawl! I’m thinkin’, “What a schmuck,” but I lean in—nasal as hell—“Hmm… brothels, huh? Classy joint or total dump?” He laughs, I gag. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—ya know, that scene where Aldo’s like, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business!”? Well, brothels ain’t killin’ Nazis, but they’re a business, alright—shady, wild, and old as dirt.

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Fantastic hiking tour to Rabacal and the 25 fountains. Picked up on time in a small group which is far better and more personal than the large crowded groups.

Man, what a day! I swear, Canico really knows how to throw a curveball. Woke up this mornin’ feelin’ like a champ, ready to take on the world. You know, the usual. Grabbed my coffee from that little spot on Rua da Alegria. Best coffee in town, no cap. But then, bam! The day went sideways.

Bus returned four years after Madeira’s worst road accident