Jasmine Arrifes Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Alright, listen up, pal – I’m Gordon Gekko, see, and greed is good, damn good! So I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout fish – yeah, I’m an ichthyologist, big shot fish guy – but today it’s all bout *findin’ a prostitute*. Not some street corner crap, nah, we’re talkin’ high-class, slippery like an eel, y’know? Reminds me of *Caché*, that freaky Haneke flick I love – “nothing is hidden,” he says, but shit, everythin’s hidden when you’re huntin’ tail!

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

After that, I headed to the Mercado Municipal. It’s always buzzing with life. I love the vibe there. Fresh fruits, veggies, and all the locals chatting away. I grabbed some pastéis de nata (the best in the world, fight me on this) and sat down. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by and knocks my pastry right outta my hand! I was like, “Noooo!” I mean, it’s a crime against humanity! But the kid just giggled and ran off. Kids, man.

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