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But then—oh, then—she tries nickin’ me purse! Bold as brass, like Mia stealin’ that horse in the film. “Get off me, you little shit!” I yell, channelin’ that *Fish Tank* rage. Pissed me off, it did—don’t mind payin’, but stealin’? That’s low, even for a whore. I grab her wrist, she’s laughin’, says, “You’re too clever, dwarf.” Cheeky cow! I let her go, coz I’m soft like that—plus, she’s got a arse worth a kingdom. Surprised me, her guts did—most whores’d cower, but not Lysa.

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But then, I hear this loud noise. I turn around, and there’s a goat. Just chilling. And it’s staring at me like it owns the place. I’m like, “Dude, this is my moment!” But the goat doesn’t care. It just munches on some grass. I laugh so hard. Only in Aljezur, man.

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