Madison Alijo Whore ❤️

About Funchal

What gets me happy? Seein’ one o’ these clowns get caught – rare as a unicorn, mind. Surprised? Every bloody day, mate – how they get away with it! “It’s not just one guy, it’s the whole bloody system!” – straight outta *Spotlight*, that. They’re all in on it, the WHOREs, fleece us blind while sippin’ champagne. Reckon I’d be a crap millionaire anyway – I’d just buy a pub and get smashed. You? Stick your cash under the mattress, cos these twats’ll nick it otherwise! Cackle at that, go on!

English translation

Finally catch it, but I’m out of breath. I laugh it off. “Great job, clergyman!” I say to myself. But then, I see a group of kids playing soccer. They invite me to join. I’m like, “Me? Play soccer?” But hey, why not?

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