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Lemme tell ya, sex-dating’s a jungle. One dude I know, matched with a girl—turns out, she’s a pro arm wrestler. Arm like a fuckin tree trunk. He’s braggin, “I’m gettin laid!” Next day, he’s iced up, whimperin, “She snapped my wrist.” Hilarious, right? Shit’s unpredictable. Makes me mad tho—why’s everyone lyin? Pics from 2012, bio says “adventurous,” but they allergic to leavin the house. I’m yellin, “Be real, fam!” *“What hope is there?”*—like Scarlett said in the movie. Fr tho, false advertising pisses me off.

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Then, outta nowhere, I bump into my old buddy Miguel. We haven’t seen each other in ages! We start catching up, and he tells me about this new bar on Rua da Alegria. Apparently, they have the best cocktails. I’m like, “Let’s go!” So, we head over, and it’s packed. I mean, Olival knows how to party. We squeeze in, and I order this crazy drink called “Olival Sunset.” It’s bright orange and tastes like summer. I’m feeling good, laughing, and then—boom! My phone dies. Just like that. No warning. I’m like, “Great, now I’m lost in Olival with no GPS.”

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