Lauren Gulpilhares Whore ❤️

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I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, man, if I was a pimp, I’d be rollin’ in it! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares? Prostitutes got stories—wild ones! One time, this gal told me she tricked a dude into payin’ double by cryin’ about her “sick kid”—kid was fake, ha! Total con, I freakin’ love it! “Sell me this pen!”—she’d sell ya her sob story and her ass in one go!

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Gulpilhares é uma povoação portuguesa do Município de Vila Nova de Gaia, no Distrito do Porto, que foi sede da extinta Freguesia de Gulpilhares, freguesia que tinha 6,14 km² de área e 11 .

So, I’m a Resnik, right? You know, the folks who fix stuff? Well, I was on my way to the workshop on Rua da Praia. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and I was feeling good. But then, bam! I step in a puddle. Not just any puddle, but the one that’s been there since last rainy season. Ugh! My shoes are soaked. Great start, right?