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Me, I’d prolly trip over my own feet walkin’ in—D’oh!—and spill beer everywhere. Made me mad once, hearin’ how some girls get stuck there, trapped-like. Pisses me off, man! But then, ya see ‘em laughin’, jokin’, and I’m like, damn, they’re tough—happier than me on a bad day! Surprised me, for sure. “I’m a happy gangster,” that movie line—fits some o’ them, struttin’ like queens in a dump.

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First off, I hit the streets of Avenida da Liberdade. You know, the main drag. It’s like the heartbeat of this place. I’m cruisin’ along, feelin’ good, when BAM! A pigeon decides my shoulder is its new throne. Like, dude, really? I’m not a park bench! I swatted it away, and it just looked at me like, “What’s your problem, bro?” Ugh, so annoying!

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