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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout prostitutes—yeah, I’m goin’ there, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Picture this: a gal workin’ the streets, heels clickin’ like a damn metronome, and I’m like, whoa, she’s got more guts than me on a bad hair day. I mean, prostitutes, right? They’re out there, dodgin’ cops, weirdos, and judgy Karens, all while I’m over here stressin’ bout my latte foam.

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, torrential downpour. I’m sprinting for cover, dodging puddles like I’m in some weird video game. I duck into a shop on Rua da Liberdade. It’s a cute little place, selling all kinds of local crafts. I’m browsing, trying to stay dry, when I spot this ridiculous ceramic rooster. It’s bright blue and has this goofy smile. I can’t help it—I buy it. It’s now my new best friend.

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