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Alright, so findin’ a prostitute—man, what a mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Lost in Translation,” that flick I love—Bob Harris, drunk, lonely, Tokyo lights flashin’. Kinda fits, right? Everybody lies, specially when it’s bout this crap. You’re out there, dodgin’ cops, sketchy alleys—prostitution’s illegal most places, ‘cept like, Nevada brothels. Fun fact—did ya know Russia’s got this weird-ass list of “scientific specialties”? Ain’t got “prostitute finder” on it, tho—shocker! Anyway, I’m pissed—guys on X postin’ fake ads, wastin’ my damn time. “Just whisper my name,” they say—yeah, right, whisper it to a scammer, genius.

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So, I’m out on the streets, feeling all artsy. Canelas is so cute, with those narrow streets and colorful houses. I mean, who doesn’t love a good azulejo? I was walking down Rua da Igreja, and I swear, I saw this old lady feeding pigeons. Classic Canelas moment. I laughed, thinking, “What’s the deal with pigeons, anyway?”

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