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Oi, mate, it’s me, Austin Powers! Yeah, baby! So, I’m groovin’ on this erotic-massage gig, ya dig? Picture this—dim lights, funky vibes, hands slidin’ like a slick spy. It’s all about the touch, baby, real smooth-like! Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—ya know, that scene where Hans Landa’s all, “That’s a bingo!”—‘cept here, it’s bingo for yer bod, not scalps!

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I'm Alice, a professional sensual masseuse based in Lisbon. I offer diverse massage services, from sports and relaxation to tantric and sensual massage.

So, I finish the heels, and the lady’s all happy. I’m like, “Great, now I can join the party!” But nooo, I’ve got more customers. A guy comes in with a pair of boots. They’re muddy, like he just walked through a swamp. I’m thinking, “Dude, what were you doing?” He shrugs and says, “Just a little hike.” A little hike? More like a mud wrestling match!

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