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After the dance, we grab some food. I’m stuffing my face with bifana, and she’s giggling at me. I’m like, “What? I’m a swineherd! It’s my job to eat!” We talk about everything—life, dreams, and how I’d rather be with my pigs than in a crowded place. She gets it.

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