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Little known fact—didja know Cronenberg shot that movie in like, 30 days? Tight schedule, no BS—just like sex-dating! You got 30 secs to impress ‘fore they ghost ya. I’m pissed, man! These apps—swipe, swipe, swipe—like I’m auditionin’ for their bedroom! And the pics? Filters out the wazoo! Met a dude once—profile showed abs, real life? Flabs! “This ain’t what I signed up for!” I yell, channelin’ my inner Larry. He’s all, “Chill, it’s just lighting.” LIGHTING MY ASS! I’m furious, stompin’ outta there like Viggo smashin’ that guy’s nose—CRUNCH!

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After that, I take a breather. I step outside for some fresh air on Rua da Escola. The sun’s shining, and I see my buddy Miguel. He’s always hanging around, cracking jokes. He says, “Hey, you still cutting meat or just slicing dreams?” Classic Miguel. We laugh, but then he tells me about this new place opening up on Avenida da Liberdade. A fancy steakhouse. I’m like, “Great, just what we need. More competition.”

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