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So, check it—sexual-massage, it’s this wild mix of skill and, uh, charm, ya know? Like Daniel Plainview in *There Will Be Blood*—he’s out there diggin’ for oil, ruthless as hell, and I’m thinkin’, “I’m an oil man!” Well, these massage folks, they’re like, “I’m a pleasure man!” or lady, whatever, no judgin’ here. They got hands that work magic, slippin’ and slidin’ with oils, makin’ stress vanish—poof! Little known fact: back in the day, some ancient Greeks were all about erotic rubdowns, callin’ it a “health thing.” Yeah, right, sure, buddy, “health.” Wink wink.

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I finally squeeze in, and guess what? They’re out of pastéis! I’m about to lose it. I mean, come on! So, I settle for a bica. Not the same, but whatever. I sit down, and this old guy next to me starts talking about the weather. I’m like, “Dude, it’s sunny. What else is there to say?” But he goes on and on about how it’s been too dry for the crops. I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “Can I just eat my coffee, please?”

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