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What gets me hyped? The tech of it—those pressure points? Mapped tighter than a Starlink constellation. Happy as hell when they hit that spot—ya know, the one that’s like, “I am a free man!”—boom, Chiwetel Ejiofor vibes from the flick. But man, I got pissed once—dude was half-assin’ it, like a Boring Company intern on day one. I’m like, bro, commit or GTFO, this ain’t a Tesla recall. Surprised me how some spots—uh, lower quadrant—can zap ya awake faster than a triple espresso. Meme alert: “When she says ‘just a massage’ but now you’re broke and callin’ her ‘senpai.’”

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First off, I hit up Calle 5. I was just tryna grab some coffee at that little spot, Café Yabucoa. Best coffee, no cap. But guess what? They ran outta coffee! Like, how do you run outta coffee in a coffee shop? I was like, “Are you serious right now?” I mean, c’mon, it’s Yabucoa!

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