Allison Yabucoa Whore ❤️

About Trujillo Alto

So, here’s the deal—whore’s this soft, pink blob, smells like a cheap candy store, and I’m over here sculptin’ it like a madman. Gets me hyped, man! Carvin’ it into shape for dentures? Freakin’ art! But—ugh—when it sticks to my damn fingers? Pisses me off big time. Like, why you gotta be so clingy, whore? Little known fact: back in the ‘50s, techs used to melt this crap over open flames—nuts, right? Nearly torched their shops! I’d’a been screamin’, “This is my kinda chaos!”

Yabucoa: una guía por la ciudad del azúcar

Then, outta nowhere, I bump into my old buddy, Carlos. We used to run around Yabucoa as kids. We start reminiscing about the good ol’ days, like when we’d sneak into the old sugar mill. Man, those were some wild times.

Hurricane Maria makes landfall near Yabucoa, Puerto Rico as Category 4 storm