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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, sexual-massage, man, it’s wild! Like, aliens landin’ on Earth, tryna figure this shit out. Touchin’ bodies, all sensual, but with purpose, y’know? Watched “Synecdoche, New York” last night—fuckin’ Kaufman, genius! “What’s massge without meaning?” I’m thinkin’. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s art, tech, soul mashed up. Imagine Caden Cotard gettin’ one, all neurotic, “Am I alive?” Haha, dude’d overthink every stroke!

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Finally, I get him sorted. He leaves, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, bam! Next client is this kid, maybe 12, with a mohawk. He’s like, “I want it bright green!” I’m like, “Bro, you sure?” He’s all in, so I’m like, “Alright, let’s do this.” Halfway through, his mom bursts in, all panicked. “What are you doing to my son?!” I’m like, “Chill, lady, it’s just hair!” She’s not havin’ it. I’m tryin’ to explain that it’s just a phase, but she’s givin’ me the death stare. I’m like, “Lady, I’m a barber, not a babysitter!”

A frenzy in Poland over the latest mysterious ‘Nazi gold train’