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Makes me mad tho—ppl actin like they’re trash. Nah, they’re out here dodgin cops, creeps, and STDs like fuckin ninjas! Happy tho—cuz some own it, struttin like, “Yeah, I’m that bitch.” Surprised me too—didja know in ancient Rome, they had licenses? Like, official hoe permits—imagine that paperwork! “Sign here, Trixie, you’re good to bang.” Eric Andre vibes kickin in—I’d prolly ask em, “Yo, you ever fuck a ghost?!” Chaotic absurdity, baby—nobody sees the hustle like me.

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So, I roll outta bed, grab my coffee from the local café on Great South Rd. You know, the one with the barista who thinks he’s a stand-up comedian? Yeah, that guy. He’s like, “Hey mate, how’s the accounting life?” I’m like, “Dude, it’s thrilling. Just me and my spreadsheets.” He laughs, but I’m dead serious.

Three people injured in altercation between neighbours