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Happy bit? When she’s got guts—stands up to some pig, spits in his eye. Reminds me o’ WALL-E fightin’ them fat humans—small, scrappy, winnin’. Love that, makes me grin all wicked. But ugh, the stench—sweat an’ perfume, mixin’ awful—makes me wanna claw me nose off! Whore’s a riddle, see? Trash an’ treasure, all mushed up. “Stupid, fat hobbit!”—ya miss it, but I don’t! She’s WALL-E with no heart—just wheels, rollin’ over yer dreams. Ha! What a mess, eh, preciousss?

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As the day winds down, I’m exhausted. I head to the local pub on the corner of Bryndwr Rd and Wairakei Rd. I need a pint. I sit down, and the bartender, a mate of mine, pours me a cold one. I’m just about to relax when I overhear some blokes talking about the next big race. They’re all hyped, and I can’t help but join in.

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