Mari Blenheim Sexual Massage ❤️

About Napier

So, sexual-massage—where do I start? It’s old as dirt, man—Ancient Rome had rubdowns that’d make ya blush! They’d slather on olive oil, get those slaves workin’ the glutes—pure decadence! Greed drove it then, drives it now—people pay big for that “happy ending” vibe. Makes me happy as hell—capitalism at its finest! But it pisses me off too—too many cheap joints givin’ it a bad rap, all neon signs and sketchy vibes. Nah, I want class—silk sheets, candles, the works!

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So, I’m walkin’ back to my truck, and I see this massive tree on the side of the road. It’s a big ol’ pine, and I can’t help but admire it. I’m like, “Man, I love my job!” But then I notice some graffiti on it. Seriously? Who does that? I’m fuming! Like, respect the trees, people!

Stranger danger alert: Blenheim schoolboy approached by couple in white van with tinted windows