Emma Beach Haven Whore ❤️❤️

About Napier

So, picture this – last week, yeah, got this shipment, big ol’ load of tires, right? Stacked high, wobblin’ like a drunk sailor. We’s screamin’, “We hates it!” ‘Cause one wrong turn, bam, tires everywhere, road’s a mess, boss is yellin’. Made me so mad I nearly chucked me clipboard at the truck! But then – ha! – found out them tires was from some shady deal, smuggled outta Jersey in the 80s, hidden in a fish truck. Stank like hell back then, they say – little known fact, mate, betcha didn’t know that!

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I finally get my food, and I’m ready to chow down. But as I’m walking back to my car, I trip over a rock. Seriously? I faceplant right in front of a bunch of kids. They’re laughing, and I’m just lying there, like, “This is my life now.”

Body discovered in water near Beach Haven Wharf in Auckland