Lucy Whakatane Sexual Massage ❤️

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Well, hey there, sugar! It’s me, Dolly, y’all—talkin’ ‘bout sexual-massage like it’s hot gossip at the honky-tonk! Now, I ain’t no expert, but I reckon a good sexual-massage is like a hog in mud—pure bliss, darlin’! Picture this: soft hands, warm oil, tension just meltin’ away—ooh, landsakes, it’s finer than a frog’s hair split four ways! I get all tickled thinkin’ ‘bout it—reminds me of them Nazis in *Inglourious Basterds* gettin’ what’s comin’. “You’re in the killin’ business, and business is a-boomin’!”—only here, it’s stress we’re scalpin’, not heads!

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We offer a range of massage treatments, including Thai massage, deep tissue massage, relaxation massage, sports massage, therapeutic massage and more.

So, I plop down on my couch, exhausted but happy. I think about all the stories hidden in this town. And I realize, even on the craziest days, it’s all worth it. Whakatane, you’ve got my heart. Just maybe keep the seagulls away next time, yeah?

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